December 2009
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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I think I am incapable of sleeping like a normal...
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
The Smashing Pumpkins (68) The Kooks (67) The Killers (51) Drake (43) Glee Cast (40) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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556. JUST BECAUSE SHE LIKES THE SAME BIZZARO CRAP...
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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“Resolution Number One: will obviously lose 20 lbs. Number Two: always put last...”
– Bridget Jones, Bridget Jones’s Diary
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Dec 24th
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SYNONYMS FOR VAGINA
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Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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1. Cashmas (also "$mas").
The primary holiday celebrated in capitalist cultures. Generally observed around the winter solstice, Cashmas is a celebration of materialism in which its celebrants attempt to flatter or impress relatives, friends, and acquaintances with the extent of their purchasing power. (The “power to get”.) Cashmas co-opts signs, symbols, and sympathies from other religious holidays of the...
Dec 23rd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
The Cure (99) Glee Cast (99) Kings of Leon (91) Radiohead (86) Patrick Wolf (86) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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In the 16th century, Turkish women were allowed to...
ohyeahfacts: (The Amazing Book of Useless Information)
Dec 19th
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Dec 17th
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HAY GUISE
If you’d like a Christmas card and if we’ve talked before, leave your address in my formspring and I’ll get one to you :)
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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534. YOU ARE NOT ON A BOAT, YOU ARE IN A FORD...
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) →
Arctic Monkeys (91) Kings of Leon (70) Lady GaGa (61) The Smiths (19) Klaxons (17) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 15th
Record Mirror, 1989
Eleanor Levy: The sleeve of "The Last Of The Famous International Playboys" shows you at six years old - up a tree. Have you changed much since then?
Morrissey: Well, I have a new sweater.
Eleanor Levy: What were your hopes and expectations at that age?
Morrissey: I didn't have any, I knew it was too late. That's why I was climbing that tree.
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Today, I stepped in some water and decided to take...
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Dec 13th
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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(504): i wish i could google "things to eat in my...
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT I have this exact thought at least five times a day.
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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